tricia

( about me. )
( current characters. )
( retired characters. )

Give me one of my characters and one of yours and I will tell you- no matter how ridiculous the pairing- the following about their first child (if they are canonically a couple with children, I will make up an uncanon child.)

A; NAME.
B; HOUSE(/STAR SIGN).
C; CIRCUMSTANCES OF CONCEPTION.
D; PB.
E; THREE RANDOM FACTS.

If only all Russian, vodka-drinking, sex-trafficking mobsters were as bamf as this.

courtesy of my idkbff untangle

dfgdFHGFDHgfhfgfdgfdhgfhgf FROTHING RAGE

I just finished watching The Duchess and I KNEW IT WOULD END BADLY AS I AM A HISTORY NERD and HATE KEIRA KNIGHTLEY.

but omg the rage :( ihu Ralph Fiennes HOW COULD YOU BE SUCH A PRICK.

AND YOU, SLAGGY SLAG MOVER-IN WANNABE-WIFE.

AND JUST. OMG.

Not a movie to watch before bed.


I also find myself wanting to create an almost Dead Men Talking redux game, even though I was never in the original. I reckon it'd be fun.

( darwinisms. )

BECAUSE I'M A SLAG... come tell me how much you like me @ the SNAPS memething.

/sells out and marries someone fifteen years my junior~

This just seems so unfortunate:

TO DO LIST:

— aliss, playwitch & serpentshead applications @ unchosen_mods.
— Lucy Hale icon set @ instaemo.
— darwinisms/monitoring/powerton stuff.

Sydney? Looked like this the morning. Now the sky is yellowy gray and I feel like I'm breathing in dirt.

made for my little brother. and now, betty crocker hangs up her fucking apron and goes on a diet.

Wilkes/Rosier = MEAN GIRLS OTP.

chalk: ">:| YOU KNOW WHY THEY LIKE YOU, FRANCIS? BECAUSE YOU'RE A LESS HOT VERSION OF ME~"
chaperoned: sdjfkljdfsdfjkllkfjdlk
chaperoned: and Francis would go
chaperoned: ">:| WHY SHOULD GRINDELWALD GET TO STOMP AROUND LIKE A GIANT, WHILE THE REST OF US TRY NOT TO GET SMUSHED UNDER HIS BIG FEET? WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT GRINDELWALD? HM? DUMBLEDORE WAS JUST AS CUTE AS GRINDELWALD. HE WAS JUST AS SMART AS GRINDELWALD. PEOPLE TOTALLY LIKE DUMBLEDORE JUST AS MUCH AS THEY LIKE GRINDELWALD. AND WHEN DID IT BECOME OKAY FOR ONE PERSON TO BE THE BOSS OF EVERYBODY, HUH? BECAUSE THAT'S NOT WHAT THE WIZARDING WORLD IS ABOUT. WE SHOULD JUST AVADA GRINDELWALD."

( to do list: EXAM EDITION. )

the cake is not a lie~

( MORE CAKEY GOODNESS THIS WAY. )

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Eek, I really let these ones go.

( ...ty for bringing this home, stepdad. )

New cat. Her name is MAOW and she is ridiculously cute and fat.

( and here's my other cat gina, jfc. )

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Some days I really feel like this poor cat, man.

/very philosophical